You have to earn it...

Despite recent efforts by the UK Government to rectify the imbalance, a report released today has confirmed that, on average, men who dedicate their lives and time to keeping home and raising children earn 13% less respect than female counterparts performing exactly the same duties.

James Lurman, a spokesman for the support group 'Homes Of Male Operation', called the news "shocking":

HOMO has been campaigning for 'equal respect for equal work' for a decade now, but it appears that the message is not being heard clearly enough.

The report also shows that egalitarian women have dirtier houses and less healthy children than archetypal total bitches.

Sorry, but are you kidding me?...

I see that Senator John McCain has formally requested of Senator Barack Obama that the first Presidential debate, to be held tomorrow, be delayed so that he may focus on reviewing America's current economic crisis.

Is he serious? The current US financial woes have been in the making for nine years. Some of the world's largest financial institutions are on the brink of bankruptcy. People are losing their homes. The world's stock markets are extremely volatile and sway from good to bad every hour and John McCain, with a self-confessed 'lack of knowledge regarding economic matters', wants to delay a debate and get this problem rectified quick-smart. How? What is he going to do? Is John McCain going to sell a couple of his smaller houses and loan the ailing Wall Street $700 billion instead of the taxpayer?

While he is at it, why doesn't he just ask Obama if they can delay a face-off until all troops withdraw out of Iraq, Dick Cheney and Alberto Gonzalez are a distant memory, Guantanamo Bay is a theme park and Sarah Palin actually has some experience?

Quite rightly, Barack Obama declined the request to delay the debate, saying, and I may be paraphrasing here, that in such desperate times, the American public deserve to hear exactly who does have a plan, as well as a spine.

No more questions...

On September 13th 2008, police in Canton, KS, broke up a ring of local residents found convening in the back room of The Lucky Shoe, a local saloon. After a tip-off from an anonymous source, police stormed the room to find between 12 and 15 local residents reading news publications, discussing the pros and cons of gun ownership and actually debating the policies of Senator John McCain and Senator Barrack Obama in the run in to the 2008 Presidential election before they made a decision which could literally make or break the greatest and most influential nation in the world.

Local officer Dean Smirnoff reported;

We received word that some local folks was dealin' in unbiased, deliberated thought. After a 2 hour stakeout using surveillance to determine the gravity of the situation, we overheard one of those scumbags admitting to another member of the gang that he "may have a point and perhaps Sarah Palin's lack of control over her own family does show a certain hypocrisy and maybe has valid political ramifications". At that point we knew that we just had to get in there before they could get that kind of filth out on the streets. I mean, Jesus, one of them was even on that there series of tubes checkin' out the New York Times. Do you have any idea what the street value of a Michael Falcone article is?

The group are to be charged on counts of not being real, not being small-towny enough and possessing dangerous material of an informative nature which made lead to actually questioning values. The bust is worth an estimated $33 million to the Republican Party.