No more questions...

On September 13th 2008, police in Canton, KS, broke up a ring of local residents found convening in the back room of The Lucky Shoe, a local saloon. After a tip-off from an anonymous source, police stormed the room to find between 12 and 15 local residents reading news publications, discussing the pros and cons of gun ownership and actually debating the policies of Senator John McCain and Senator Barrack Obama in the run in to the 2008 Presidential election before they made a decision which could literally make or break the greatest and most influential nation in the world.

Local officer Dean Smirnoff reported;

We received word that some local folks was dealin' in unbiased, deliberated thought. After a 2 hour stakeout using surveillance to determine the gravity of the situation, we overheard one of those scumbags admitting to another member of the gang that he "may have a point and perhaps Sarah Palin's lack of control over her own family does show a certain hypocrisy and maybe has valid political ramifications". At that point we knew that we just had to get in there before they could get that kind of filth out on the streets. I mean, Jesus, one of them was even on that there series of tubes checkin' out the New York Times. Do you have any idea what the street value of a Michael Falcone article is?

The group are to be charged on counts of not being real, not being small-towny enough and possessing dangerous material of an informative nature which made lead to actually questioning values. The bust is worth an estimated $33 million to the Republican Party.