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Saturday, August 30, 2008

And the winner is...

In the race for the White House, which has produced both the first African-American Presidential nominee in Barack Obama and only the second ever woman to be included on a Presidential ticket in Sarah Palin, Independent nominee Bob Barr today announced his running mate in his bid to become the first Independent Commander in Chief of the United States of America. Amayeta Tongate, a wheelchair-bound Native American from the great state of Wisconsin will be presented as the Vice Presidential hopeful in November's election. Mr Barr confirmed the appointment, stating that Miss Tongate has strong family values nurtured through her 13 year same-sex relationship with high school sweetheart Mary-Kate Jonsworth, cemented by their marriage in San Francisco in 2007. Miss Tongate is also a veteran of both the first and second Gulf Wars, bringing first-hand foreign policy experience to the role of VP. Mr Barr concluded the press conference challenging the two major parties to "beat that!".
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