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Friday, August 22, 2008

Look to the Skys...

The English Football Association today announced a new deal worth £244 million for the live broadcast of all England Football International games, striking up a partnership with the BBC, Sky, Setanta and ESPN to provide total coverage of all games that, unfortunately, no-one will be able to watch due to expense involved in purchasing all those seperate sports packages. The total cost of purchasing all packages to enjoy the non-stop, thrill ride of England Internationals is £218 per month.

Effective from the World Cup Qualifier against Andora on September 6th 2008, all England home games that take place on a Saturday will be broadcast live on BBC1, all home games which take place on a Wednesday will be live and exclusive on Setanta 1, England away games starting with a letter in the first half of the alphabet will be shown only on Sky Sports 2, with away games taking place against nations whose name starts with a letter in the second half of the alphabet being shown on ESPN 8 "The Ocho".

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