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Thursday, August 14, 2008

Wake Up...

Local resident Shane Matthews, 30, who has a less than exemplary credit history, today begged local Starbucks Batista Janine McLoughlin to put his Grande Skinny Vanilla Latte and banana nut muffin "on the slate" following the "unexplained" declination of his debit card. Mr Matthews, a regular at the Blue Ray Mall location of the popular coffee establishment, pleaded with 19 year old McLoughlin that he was "good for it" and that the staff should know him well enough by now to know that he is not the kind of guy who just runs away from owed favours. However, Mr Matthews' gas company begged to differ, confirming that he was indeed unreliable, immature and selfish and that, if it was their decision, they wouldn't even let him have a black filter coffee and a biscotti.
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