An argument borne out of frustration flared up last night between long-time roommates Richard Dawkins and God. Upon returning home from work, Dawkins, 67, commented that it looked as if God, eternal, had actually done nothing all day but put his/her feet up and watch Oprah. “This place is a total mess.” Dawkins confirmed abruptly, following up his opening statement with “What is it exactly that you do all day while I'm out trying to earn a living?”. In between held-back tears, God responded forcefully, rebutting with “It's okay for you to criticize, but you try keeping everything clean and tidy when you've got 6 billion kids running about the place not listening to a thing you say. I'm only one celestial being, you know!” and running from the room. Dawkins was then heard to mutter under his breath “there are only so many times you can throw the celestial being thing in my face before it becomes redundant”.
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